me & mom: the one email out of the year i share

me: me a coconut. how are you?
mom: hallo en een goede donderdag. alles is goed en het is koud hier. alles is rustig hier en ik wens je het beste.
me: my translation of what you just wrote to me: hello and a happy thursday. all is good and it is cloudy here. all is ____ here and i wish you a good day? right?
mom: goed zo. en hoe gaat het met jouw
me: goed. ik wens goed. muah! i am in a GREAT mood today.
mom: wat is het verhaal rondom the kokosnoten?

me: he he. the tale is… we bought one and opened it up last night. that’s all. i had some coconut juice and coconut. i’m not so fond of it raw that way. wat uw plannen voor de dag zijn.

mom: wat doe jij vandaag? geen plannen en ik hou niet van kokosnoten, die zijn goed voor apen.......i don't like coconuts either, they are good for monkeys, but who are we anyways.

me: he he…humans are descendents of monkeys, birds are descendents of dinosaurs (i watched a documentary on this theory). and that they are finding many fossils of dinosaurs with feathers on them. hmmmmmmm… creepy birds in the air! i also saw that there was an era where giant monster like insects roamed the earth. yuck. i would hate to have lived then. can you imagine coming in contact with a 8 foot centipede or the size of a head cockroach or scorpion. ewwwwww!!!!!
mom: in the area where i grew up around 70 million years ago, giant lizards roamed around 15 meters long, and they found them in the lime grottoes near maastricht. it is named the mosasaurus. thank god roaches are small nowadays.

me: mosasaurus closely resembles the name morad. hmmmm… maybe papa is a descendent of the ancient lizard of 70 million years ago. he he!
mom: in the olden days people were not well informed about the dinosaurs, but legends, fairytales refer a lot about dragons and i suppose they are referring to dinosaurs.
mom: i just read that 1% of the american people sit in jail. crazy!

me: i feel like that one percent then! muahahahahahah!!!!