READ bottom's UP... I call it 'the Email'

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i would start out with a nice glass of syrah and anything off of the menu at www.joelrestaurant.com. i use to help run this restaurant. the chocolate tarts were to die for…

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I think I would start with a nice glass of red wine and a tomato goat cheese appetizer. Then….some type of white fish

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You make no sense.

I would have shrimp scampi right now. Yum! Or lemon peppered Shrimp!!!! I’m drooling.

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You make no sense.

What would you have for dinner if you could have anything??

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Game Over. You Lose. I gave you two chances to redeem yourself but no, you had to go and lose to me. I end with exclamation marks you lose by a question mark! Eh?

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Ok…at home pms gurl!

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a) I do not have the time.
b) I tried but strange what popped up.
c) I don’t have time.

Where is your head at?

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Silly… google “in lachech” and learn!

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I am not familiar with lachech. And its almost breath-taking to think how connected we all are. We think freely yet we desire to know and be in sync with our friends, families and with the ones we love.

Do you realize that this email will be my next blog entry?

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Synchronicity never ceases to amaze me and is a constant reminder that we truly are all one…part of the same pulse…same life force.

In lachech… look that up and try it on for size.

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I want to discipline myself to finishing at least one book per month, paying my bills on time and working on my semi-anxiety condition. What is the most amazing thing in the world to you?

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What kind of self improvement? That its what working on means…I mean which areas?

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I’ve asked my mother that question and she says you are the same person you were when you first remembered to be YOU. I suppose as a child and into your teens and into your twenties, you become the person that you are from here on out. You’re the same person just a sponge: to absorb as much information as possible along the way.

What are you doing for Cinco de Mayo?

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That’s funny….i could never picture anything. Still can’t. Am I a grown up now?

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Hmmmmm…

My father (I call him Papa, never Dad) is a kind-hearted, amazing, loves to teach people everything he knows kinda of person. Sounds a little like me but he is SO MUCH more.

My mother is my best friend and she is again, amazingly kind, so intelligent and always open-minded and tells me to have a good day, everyday! I suppose I get her open-ended idealistic ways from her.

What did you think you’d do for a living as a grown-up?

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My Dad is a loud mouth talker joker eater smiler like me.

My mom is a perfectionist worrier and mothering soul…lover and do gooder for others.

What about you and your parents?

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Self-Improvement. In so many ways!!! But most of all, I try daily to remain kind and humble.

Where did get your quirkyness more from, your mother or father? I guess, I’m asking, who do you think resemble the most?

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He is fine… the way it goes is they cut up the cancer masses and get rid of them…all clean and just a waiting game until next times procedure in 6 months. A waiting game, ya know?

What is one thing you are actively working on with regards to yourself?

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I think I intimidate men by my beauty: especially, the beauty that radiates from within. Its too much for a man to handle.

May I ask you about your father and how he is doing?

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When I was a little girl and my dad used to put a long wooden plank in between two garbage cans and I would walk back and forth between the two holding his two fingers (cause that’s all my little hands could grasp) pretending I was a gymnast!

What do you have on men?

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I do by telling you to abbreviate your cursing words so as to NOT get caught with an electronic warning that you’ve cursed here on company email.

What is ONE happy thought of yours?

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I love talking to clients and dancing at my desk.

Here is a new game…we ask each other questions… and there is no clarification…just keep asking….

Here we go…

How do you kick ass?

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How so?

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Fyi I kick ass