There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
5 comments:
by that rational, you need to come up with wordings for other drug acronyms. for example "speed":
"special powder eliminates excess demands"
funny
Change Human Order Calculated On Land And Tropospheric Energy
That's what I'd get.
HL
Massive Energy Totally Histrionic
Heavenly Elicitations of Radical Intoxication Overreaching Normalcy
someone can't spell. the H word ;)
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