15 November 2006

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "will you marry me? the guy said, "no" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, remained skinny, and was never farted on.

the End


later on in the day... check out how this article was decimated by comments...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why girls want to ask guys to marry them.
It is just a cheap way to acquire companionship and a maid for life.
WOMAN OPEN YOUR EYES AND THINK.......

upinthecloudsnat said...

i was just kidding around... a friend emailed me the tale... she was trying to tell me just that - life without man is the better alternative... ;) its all about quantity and not quality - date as much you can.

Anonymous said...

Cynical and bitter are such attractive traits. Men marry for love. Losers marry for a maid. And women can accept some responsibility for choosing the loser over the man.

upinthecloudsnat said...

people should marry for love. i agree. losers are what we call everything else (maid makers, critical, abusive, etc.) the some part, well yes, women are 99.999% lied to with their gut always knawing at them when they are with the loser. i know this because i was SO lied to in my last relationship and he can go to H&ll for all i care!

upinthecloudsnat said...

and those that do not identify themselves when commenting to my blog are losers. those who know me well know i hate the anonymous. much love whoever you are.

Anonymous said...

I date as much as I can. Going out with a bunch of losers is so much better than regularly dating a nice guy. Otherwise I'd have to change my belief that all guys are dogs and lie.

upinthecloudsnat said...

woof, woof... the dog in me is confused by your comments... but whatever.

Anonymous said...

I didn't make the first comment, but the last two are mine. Mostly taking the piss out of the women who made the first comment since it seemed so dogmatic. Last comment was a response to "quantity and not quality." Not all guys are the same. Why miss out on the good guys by holding on to the pain caused by a bad guy?

upinthecloudsnat said...

give me a break... i am not saying anything here except a whole lot of BS. no one is holding me back. i am a hopeless romantic, continue to be and have my eyes on a film producer right now.